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ePitaph
Author: Tyler Morello
ePitaph
Here lies self.wav, whose death ripples through domains, having fallen victim to bugs before the antivirus firewall free trial ended. Only the good ctrl+alt+del young.
*file type not supported*
Here lies self.jpeg, an image edited many times over. Cropped, copied, compressing until the picture no longer resembles the vivid original.
*error: “self” not found*
Here lies self.mp4, mnemonic files projected over ocular nodes bankrupt of bandwidth, built on broken binary, beset by boundless buffering, fully frozen, never to load again.
*rebooting*
System was not powered down properly. Some internal organs data may be c0rrupted. Performing diagnostic ░ ░ . .. … <subroutine_mental failed> <subroutine_emotional failed> . .. … *I feel unable to restart*